Flippity flop Nasty feet Flippity flop They are no treat Flippity flop Now with socks Flippity flop It doesn't rock Flippity flop I broke today Flippity flop I got thrown away
No respect. None whatsoever. I mean seriously. THE PUBLIC SHOWERS? Of course, who really cares anyways. I'm just expected to be here to protect your precious little feet from any speck of dirt that threatens their angelic delicacy. This is tooootally disgusting. OH. MY. GOSH. IS THAT A HAIRBALL? Eww ewww ewwwwww! I thought we were supposed to be the stylish shoes that fashionable teenagers wear on to compliment their lavishly tanned legs. This was NOT in the job description! I mean seriously, like, this water looks like chocolate milk. You actually think you're getting clean from this stuff? I can't even, right now. Totes tweeting this when I get home.
The rocks The sand The pavement My favorite textures They massage my soul like I massage your feet You think I'm just another pair of shoes But I'm the first you grab in the summer Don't worry I'm not offended I like to think I could understand But I don't mind I wear down with use Not with age, Like it should be
I'm always there for you But all I do is get stepped on I'm there for support I'm there to walk on rocks You treat me like I'm nothing Have you ever thought I'm more than just a nothing I hold you an inch off the ground The ground where it's cold and filled with hate I guess I'll always be "just a flip flop"
Ouch
ReplyDeleteStop moving
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Smelly toes
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Mud puddles
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Flying though the air
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Sharpie
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They got another pair
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Rejection
Flippity flop
ReplyDeleteNasty feet
Flippity flop
They are no treat
Flippity flop
Now with socks
Flippity flop
It doesn't rock
Flippity flop
I broke today
Flippity flop
I got thrown away
No respect. None whatsoever. I mean seriously. THE PUBLIC SHOWERS? Of course, who really cares anyways. I'm just expected to be here to protect your precious little feet from any speck of dirt that threatens their angelic delicacy. This is tooootally disgusting. OH. MY. GOSH. IS THAT A HAIRBALL? Eww ewww ewwwwww! I thought we were supposed to be the stylish shoes that fashionable teenagers wear on to compliment their lavishly tanned legs. This was NOT in the job description! I mean seriously, like, this water looks like chocolate milk. You actually think you're getting clean from this stuff? I can't even, right now. Totes tweeting this when I get home.
ReplyDeleteThe rocks
ReplyDeleteThe sand
The pavement
My favorite textures
They massage my soul like I massage your feet
You think I'm just another pair of shoes
But I'm the first you grab in the summer
Don't worry
I'm not offended
I like to think I could understand
But I don't mind
I wear down with use
Not with age,
Like it should be
I'm always there for you
ReplyDeleteBut all I do is get stepped on
I'm there for support
I'm there to walk on rocks
You treat me like I'm nothing
Have you ever thought I'm more than just a nothing
I hold you an inch off the ground
The ground where it's cold and filled with hate
I guess I'll always be "just a flip flop"